A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024
Get the Peanut butter top hatmug. French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
Get the french top hatmug. Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
Get the san diego top hatmug. One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
Get the Nilla Wafer top hat timemug. “He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
Get the Salisbury Top Hatmug. When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Top Hatmug.