toobing

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

Topping The Sundae

The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.

I tried tossing the salad, but I ended up topping the sundae.

by Bud Mutt March 30, 2013

Topping's Tips

A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.

I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.

by Anviste May 21, 2018

Tooling

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.

Look at that frat boy tooling their date.

by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009