Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.

My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.

by Big dubya February 18, 2024

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

totting around

the early stage of starting something when you're relatably inefficient;

to dance around a topic in real life;

to clumsily wander.

From toddler.

"when are we going to stop totting around and make out?"

"I should actually learn how to cook, I've been totting around the kitchen for way too long"

by footcompressio1 July 16, 2025