How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?
by PeeBee February 13, 2004
Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
by Amber AKA twiggle face November 20, 2008
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.
Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!
by a whole lotta gross December 17, 2017
This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.
Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.
Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.
Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.
by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024
by Lillyofthespedshed September 16, 2023
Drinking game.
Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.
Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.
Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee
Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.
Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.
Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee
by that.guy.lee January 05, 2024