toenail

toenail was THE day and if you disagree you shall not be accepted into the world of toenails as the 23rd of October is THE day and always has been THE day, adios xxx

omg its nearly toenail day xxx

by toenailbeliver October 18, 2019

toenails

the tiny trim buds from a marijuana plant

i told my budtender -'i dont want any toenails only the big fluffy buds'

by c fonteneau May 12, 2018

toenail collecting

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.

My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting

by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023

organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”

Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?

by Aistr May 29, 2025

Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019