tomkat

the nickname for somewhat-saccharine celebrity coulple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; an example of the new fad for naming couples (e.g. "Bennifer")

Did you see Tomkat on Oprah?

by Fishtoes May 28, 2005

not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....

*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric

by shot that.. March 12, 2020

tokarew

Semi automatic pistol designed by Feder Tokarew for Soviet military. 7.62x25 mm cartridge is used.

Soviet arms used tokarew pistols in WWII.

by Serkan June 12, 2006

Tonka Truck

A “Tonka Truck” Is a large four wheeler vehicle carrying large sums of Benjamin Franklins accompanied by heavy artillery weapons. This should never be confused with a “Brinks Truck”.

Say bruh, did you see that Tonka Truck pass by? That must be heading to 2000.

by Celius September 1, 2021

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.

*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

by maxweber27 October 7, 2021

today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Tonka Titties

Large, voluptuous breasts that you want to play with all day. Just like a kid and his Tonka trucks.

Look at that girl there with those Tonka Titties!

by AM3 August 29, 2013