tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!

that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

tockey

Tockey Combines the best of foosball with the best of hockey.

I couldn't wait to trade my lame Foosball table in for my awesome new Tockey Table!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

Tockey'd

The act of taking a promotional Tockey Table sticker and tagging it on different things.

Jordan: I can't believe you just Tockey'd her car!
Gary: Her face is gettin' Tockey'd next! YArrr!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007

tocking

The verb to fart in ones cupped hand and place it over the nose of an unfortunate victim.

I'd eaten too many beans and Michael was annoying me so I decided to tock him. Michael wretched.

by Jimmy Tocker October 11, 2004

Tockage

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

Tockdoller

Accidentally hitting someone in the privates.

Oh geez mike, watch your hands when your explaining how you fought off the tiger, you gave me quite a tockdoller there.

by Adam This adam December 21, 2006

Tockalaterous

The tendancy to be late. Usually, men inherit this illness when about to go shopping, or to buy a gift for their loved one. Sometimes happens in women if they are about to shop for a man.

Synonym: Intockalaterous

This synonym is used for a woman if she wants to shop for herself.

Example 1)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: My boyfriend has been tockalaterous with my gift for Valentine's day again.

Example 2)
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a legend. She is so intockalaterous.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by Ravencopter February 14, 2010