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toad

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.
we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.
by beese September 2, 2008
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."
Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

An abbreviation for the word "totally", toad is most commonly used in So Cal
I toad rocked that high score
by Scott L June 23, 2003
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toad

a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.
Somebody is in our base. Who is it? I killed him. It was just Toad.
by brian April 5, 2005
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

Slang. Take Of And Die. Usually found in chat rooms and MUD's.
by Zagger July 12, 2006
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toad

-A girl with an abnormally large forehead
Person #1: "She has a huge ass forehead."

Person #2: "I know, she's a toad."
by updating November 1, 2009
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toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.
Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.
by kittymao May 1, 2008
mugGet the toadmug.

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