1 definition by Wooden_Toad
The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021