hot for a teacher

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner

Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.

by mike and ian November 29, 2004

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010

Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009

Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude

The Vegan Teacher hates Tommyinnit's fans

by Epic Feats January 28, 2021

keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.

"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"

by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008

Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.

Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG

by jackman returns August 22, 2019

teacher

animals that can talk

''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."

by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011