I can't do it no more. It's been 2 years of waiting. She needs to stop looking for Mr. Right when I'm right here. I'm about to drop A Recognize Speech on her and see what happens,
by MWstein November 19, 2016
Get the A Recognize Speechmug. An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.
When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.
by zachthewhack April 24, 2011
Get the Erving Speechmug. the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
by dalto o o o n March 6, 2017
Get the impromptu speechmug. see also text talk.
A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
Get the internet speechmug. Student1:I hate speech class.
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
by EEEEthan May 13, 2007
Get the Speech classmug. The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018
Get the Wedding Speechmug. by Donato April 20, 2008
Get the slurred speechmug.