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shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito
I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.
by tito December 30, 2004
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josip broz tito

A lame shitfull communistic faggot that was once a leader of Yugoslavia. He was a dictator, a tyrant and a mass murderer. No better than Saddam.
josip broz tito was a mass murderer and a communist.
by Backstreet Boys suck October 31, 2007
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Tito

Dick dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Tito: I am Dick! I am the leader of all of these idiots!
by Clutterofmass September 17, 2023
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Tito Paco

Granada fellow who does not give a rat’s arse what anyone’s name means. Except for old Spanish names like Segismundo, Atanasio, Erentrudis.
“I was talking to Tito Paco about the origin of my name and he flipped me.” “oh yes that sounds like him, your name is Jane”
by Username5656 November 25, 2021
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tito sotto

one of the leaders in tv5 (aka e.a.t, eat bulaga) which is a filipino show host (I think sjsj)
SINA TITOOO VIC AT JOEY , BARKADA'Y DUMARAMI, SILANG LAHAT AY NAGBIBIGAY LIGAYA SA AKING BUHAYYYYY

tito sotto was mentioned in this song
by wwwonderhoy April 12, 2024
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Tito

Tito is a strong, attractive and sexy all round talented female with a high drive to be successful and wealthy.

Tito is a very sexual being and must be satisfied when she pleases. She likes control.
I know Tito would be up for a good time tonight.

Yeah, you definitely need a Tito, she’s wifey.

Just ask Tito if you’re tryna be motivated or be satisfied.
by LadyNameDictionary November 23, 2021
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Tito

Tito is a name for a female lesbian switch. Generally she is an 18 year old and she has a weird obsession with American Horror Story and gay liver. A Tito will be the weirdest girl youll ever meet but you wont regret it
Man, see that girl over there?

The one crying over a dissected liver?

Yeah. Shes such a Tito, dude.
by Adjnor37 September 2, 2018
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