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shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito
I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.
by tito December 30, 2004
mugGet the shut up, titomug.

josip broz tito

A lame shitfull communistic faggot that was once a leader of Yugoslavia. He was a dictator, a tyrant and a mass murderer. No better than Saddam.
josip broz tito was a mass murderer and a communist.
by Backstreet Boys suck October 31, 2007
mugGet the josip broz titomug.

Tito Popit

Tito Popit is a Croatian-American-Serbian-Bosnian-Bulgarian-Italian-Mexican-Canadian-Macedonian singer.
"Dođi na morski greben! Tamo ću da te jeee-"
-"Koji k"
"-dnom, tamo ću da te jednom u moru okupam ja! A ako mi došla nebi onda se sama je-"

-"Ti imas psihickih problema"
"-dnom, onda se sama jednom u moru okupaj ti!"
-"Tito Popit?"
"Yep"
by Baja sa bazena November 8, 2021
mugGet the Tito Popitmug.

Tito

A very smart and attractive person who has a unique way of thinking, with great rizz and also a strangely high variety of talents. This person is very unpredictable and always underestimated, which makes them a bit mysterious, and as well dangerous.
I was attracted to my boyfriend because he behaves like Tito.
by @lotex July 26, 2023
mugGet the Titomug.

tito

Yo fam i saw some rich guy

yo fam i saw a tito
by @ti.drilla November 14, 2018
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Tito

An attractive, mysterious, well-endowed guy with unmatched wit, talent, stamina and rizz. No one knows what he really does on his day to day, but he’s always up to something new. He’s a real homie to all the bros and an erotic passionate lover to his mistresses.
Did you see the cute boy sitting on the bench reading a book? Fuck, he’s such a Tito.

His big dick energy just screams Tito.
by JasmineK November 19, 2023
mugGet the Titomug.

Tito

Biggest playa ever, his huge dick is seen from outer space, all the females want to top him off, great at everything he does!
I’m going to name my son Tito
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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