timefuck

A pathetic fucking waste of precious, God-given time.

Dan: Man, this class is boring!

Emily: Seriously. What a timefuck!

by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 24, 2008

timuring

To complain about anything and everything. People who are always cranky and unhappy.

Stop timuring. We are almost there!

by Hamlet Eduardo December 16, 2011

TIMF

titties in my face

GIVE ME TIMF!!

by joeshcneckie October 18, 2008

Timur

Born in November 23, a Saggiteriaus.

Timur currently is in top 10 in Latvia, but that doesnt mean he is bad at games. Used to be in an eSports team, but since he had too much things to do, he turned it down. He can be the boyfriend of your dreams, if you are lucky to be with him. He is the most fearsome kid in his class.

Guys, Timur is like sooo hot right now!

you better run if yu piss him off

by Naltey January 1, 2018

Tomfuckery

When someone is bring an idiot or a situation is confusing and/or weird.

Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better

1-"meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
chat host- "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?"

by Trashrat_has_entered_the_chat January 25, 2020

titfuck

its when a guy throws some astroglide on a bitches tits and glides his dick back n forth making friction to bust a fuckin nutt

yes mark placed his dong inbetween jills tits and slobed on her face

by miranda April 21, 2004

timbukthree

The middle of nowhere; really far away.

When used to describe location, equivalent to BFE (Butt Fuck, Egypt).

Note: Timbukthree isn't always used to describe location in the traditional sense. See examples.

Example 1: We could go to my house, but I live out in Timbukthree.

Example 2: Man, He's gonna kick your ass from here to Timbukthree...

by Rick Ford March 30, 2008