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ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.
When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.
by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011
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thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.
"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore
by NDT November 23, 2007
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thunderchuck

When you get a girl ridiculously drunk, and whilst she is chundering in a toilet you slip your willy in her vagina. You proceed to ride her of the convulsive movements of her body as she vomms. This can lead to a "thorgasm", the next stage in thunderchucking.

Both thorgasm and thunderchucking can be confused with norse mythology, but avast do not be baffled. Thunderchucking is a pun (play on words) of chunderfuck, thus humour ensues a-plenty. Suffice to say a night is only ever complete with the acheivement of one thunderchuck minimum, although jocularity is not always dependant on a thorgasm.
And she will be a beaut thunderchuck
by durb1 July 12, 2010
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tinderfuck

Having sex with somebody in a manner where you assume you will never see them again, typically dirty, degrading or disgusting acts, assuming you will never to look at the person again knowing the horrible things each of you are capable of....particularly effective when referring to ones wife or longtime girlfriend
Dude, I tinderfucked my wife last night?
Damn....are you still going to let her raise your kids?
by freedumblove May 16, 2018
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Thunderbuckets

Beth has gigantic thunderbuckets
by Tami Cline February 18, 2009
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Mountainusk Thunderfuc

The worlds dankest marijuana strain in the world.
Friend 1: "dude whats that smell?"
Friend 2: "thats some dankety dank, fire of the crop, Mountainusk Thunderfuc, the dankest weed in the world man!!!"
by the ganj masta 420 April 10, 2009
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Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier
PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"
by happycaptain September 18, 2020
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