squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017

Feet Prints

What Dumbass Fat chicks say when they are trying to act smart, but really have no idea what they are saying because they are to focused on getting to the end of the buffet line where all the desserts are at.

(Hannah) look at all those feet prints
(Trevor) ...... dumbass

by Fatass Hater November 4, 2011

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...

"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."

by WillWordPower January 29, 2021

Fresh Prints

The red, hand-shaped mark left on your face right after you've been Will Smith'd.

Yo! Check out those fresh prints on Chris Rock's face!

by ThunderHorse90 July 1, 2022

PRUNE PRINT

Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.

My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.

by PrunePrintLLC December 9, 2021

Butterfly Prints

The mark left on a boy/girls undergarments if they don’t wipe their bum properly.

The mark left is similar to that of a butterfly print made when children just with a poop colour and smell.

Me: Oscar have you been wiping your bottom properly?
Oscar: Yeah
Me: Well why are there butterfly prints in your pants?!?

by Bigal2000 July 17, 2021