The Wet Pretzel

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
by Waffle lad October 28, 2018
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Pretzel Boy

Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.
by Foxhole September 16, 2005
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pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed
taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"
by I hate mushrooms December 17, 2016
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underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.
You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!
by LN July 20, 2003
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Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.
Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.
by VERUCKTER_MANN May 19, 2015
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Bavarian pretzel

When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.
The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible
by Agmezb January 08, 2017
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stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.
Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.
by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021
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