Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

Giraffe Moment

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.

I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .

by craiglam April 10, 2019

Hot giraffe

A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.

“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”

by Anais Miller January 17, 2018

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010