According to Bud Light advertising officials, to fall on the grenade means to choose the more intellectual of the two scantily clad, leggy, voluptious super models cast to play bicurious friends opposite you and your equally unattractive, slightly overweight beer drinking cohort. Forcing you to sit and drink bud light whilst tuning out the dull, empowered, feminist rambling of the prude, abercrombie wearing, never-going-to-fuck-you hottie, while your buddy drinks bud light and dances his way into the looser hottie's panties. The intellectual one is always wearing glasses. Still you have a chance to possibly fuck the prude if you feign interest and agree to every fucking thing she says, but do you want to? Make sure not to drink too much bud light, no matter how long this bitch rambles on. You must be conscious to get the fuck out of there after she falls asleep or you're in for a hellish morning after.
Jim met Judy and Betty at the bar and bought them each bud lights so the responsibility fell on me to fall on the grenade and work for my pussy.
by Obiwan September 22, 2004
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The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking hismelf)
by Rick L September 7, 2008
Get the Fall Down The Stairs mug."How dumb do they think I am?" thought the new teacher as she surveyed her new pupils. "Do they think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday?"
by mozelle58 June 5, 2004
Get the fall off the truck mug.Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks
Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
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According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.
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Other forms: falling off the roof, roofing, roofer (one who falls off the roof)
Other forms: falling off the roof, roofing, roofer (one who falls off the roof)
Hey, wanna go fall off the roof?
Don't you know Joe and Anna fell off a roof together?
Erin is such a roofer.
Don't you know Joe and Anna fell off a roof together?
Erin is such a roofer.
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