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The Whistle Swinger 

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.
That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.
'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

The Winter Arc 

A time where every man must face the mental and physical challenges of winter. A time to put your head down and get things done.
The winter arc will soon commence.

Are you ready for the winter arc?
The Winter Arc by thewinterarc August 31, 2022
Word of the Day on October 17, 2024

Best Kid Gymnast In The World 

To winning several competition awards from viral Instagram and Tic Tok reels. Kayce Cherelle Brown has been labelled the best kid gymnast in the world. Kayce Brown is an American artistic Gymnast who was born on December 27, 2014 currently she is 7 years old and has accumulated alot of fame through out her gymnastic career. She is apart of 2031 class, the famous gymnast is already projected to one day represent Team USA in the Olympics taking home a gold medal. Kayce Cherelle Brown is the best kid gymnast in the world.
Kayce Cherelle Brown has been recognized as “ The Best Kid Gymnast In The World “.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.