Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

by Hypok November 6, 2016

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

Thinkering

For a female to pleasure herself with the power of thought

Elaine was thinkering herself over Craig in the bath until she climaxed

by Cman8689 March 6, 2021

paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others

person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker

by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

OVERTHINKING THINKER

it means that u are over thinking so hard that u start to think about the fact that you are overthinking because u thought

soo hard

person 1: bro what are u doing
person 2: iam becoming the overthinking thinker
person 1: what does that legit mean
person 2: iam the thinker of gotham

by Shisu1 July 4, 2023

Higher-Level Thinker

An individual who uploads YouTube videos to address illogical reasons why the gaming console they like is superior to the opposing plastic box.

I can just imagine this Higher-Level Thinker pulling out his cell phone and recording his PS5, with the most retarded ass note.

by DaButcha December 8, 2020