The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.
Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?
Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.
Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.
Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.
Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.
by The Flori$t June 24, 2012
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Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.
Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"
by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011
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The Point system is, as stated, a system of points earned based on sexual activities performed in areas other than either participants bedroom. It generally takes the form of friendly competition between bored, promiscuous friends.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points
additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.
extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points
additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.
extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
"aw man, fingered this chick in my brothers room while he was in there. we got 3 points."
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
...
"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
by McGarfield October 18, 2008
Get the The Point System mug.Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.
"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am
a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.
Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.
The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.
All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.
Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.
Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.
Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am
a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.
Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.
The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.
All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.
Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.
Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.
Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
by ersatze February 13, 2023
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Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush System on him until he cried like a baby. I still don't know where the DVDs are, though.
by TwilightSoul January 29, 2009
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This man is crowned victor
This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 2, 2014
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