Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.

Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.

by Koryizzle November 1, 2009

weiner print

The outline of a male's penis while he is wearing sweatpants

OMG you can totally see his weiner print

by Not a pecker checker May 15, 2018

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017

PRUNE PRINT

Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.

My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.

by PrunePrintLLC December 9, 2021

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

Feet Prints

What Dumbass Fat chicks say when they are trying to act smart, but really have no idea what they are saying because they are to focused on getting to the end of the buffet line where all the desserts are at.

(Hannah) look at all those feet prints
(Trevor) ...... dumbass

by Fatass Hater November 4, 2011

Print Payback

1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.

2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.

C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.

Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.

by HobieOneKenobi April 29, 2013