The Montoya

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and the guy grabs the back of her head with both hands and repeatedly thrusts her head up and down, in rapid succession.

Jessie was complaining about a sore throat because Mike did the Montoya on her last night.

by Cockicidal maniac September 16, 2010

employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005

Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.

Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Boner of the month

A strikingly attractive woman you want to have sex with repeatedly

Man, that chick is the boner of the month! I wanna fuck her repeatedly!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.

- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010

The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020