A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
by Kreator89 February 07, 2010
The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
The highest rank in the United States military.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
by Will Sines February 21, 2008
by AwesomefulPie February 02, 2011
Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about
by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014
by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014
The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
by HDIZZLE March 04, 2004