Textbook

When you know something like that would happen to them or they are just plain predictable. It is called being a textbook whatever there name is.

*Samer gets put in varsity wrestling and gets slammed by this big guy with a 'stache and fractures his clavicle*

Jordan:Textbook Clavicle

Alex:Textbook Samer, what a schlock!

Samer: Shut up textbook Alex, you are the schlock here!

by SuperClavicleMan December 25, 2010

Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

textrovert

someone who is extroverted in texts,emails,and instant messages,but shy in person

Scott: So what do you think of Jerry's new girlfriend?

Bob:She's a total textrovert! We emailed for an hour last night,but when I said hi to her at lunch today,she didn't say anything!

by Loco4coco April 7, 2009

textbookedly

Used to describe absolute perfection

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space

by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012

math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

textion mark

a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.

person 1:i love you.
person 2:?

person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?

"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."

by cricket23 February 18, 2009