It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!
So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"
Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.
And she's satisified for breakfast.
Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.
And she's satisified for breakfast.
by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008
Get the testosteronni mug.When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...
"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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by TartanMarine May 8, 2010
Get the Testosterphobia mug.When a girl hanging out in a room full of guys is dominated in conversation by their loud, rowdy, and overly masculine behavior.
Girl: "Hey, guys, what do you-"
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."
by Brohumil Fratisky August 26, 2013
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That testosteronista got some femme back home.
That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
Get the testosteronista mug.The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
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