Tessie

the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.

Tessie is cool.

by will101 June 13, 2014

Testefy

To exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male's testicles or general genital area.

Pronounced Teste-fy.

You've been TESTEfied.

Shut up, or I'll testefy you.

Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!

by MrGibblet May 12, 2009

Testiclaids

When a person is given Aids from a man with large testicles.

Damn, i heard jenny got testiclaids from john last night!

Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!

by Ev January 19, 2007

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008