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Tess Everis

Tess Everis is a vendor in Destiny 2

and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY
Tess Everis aka eververse is selling that pink ornament for malfeasense again

its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote
by morbinmogus February 14, 2022
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Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face
far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean
by omgrlly April 11, 2017
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tess tickles

teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles

teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now

roisin and chloe:bye miss
by hoeing around August 5, 2020
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Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
by OC, The Best June 20, 2016
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tess-ever

Two words incredibly amazing. Nothing more nothing less just incredibly amazing and ofc unique.
Have you seen this girl she's hot asf!
Yeah bro that's Tess-Ever
by judith_mns November 21, 2021
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Tess Harding

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.

In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.

In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.

Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"
Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"
by Lissy85 July 12, 2009
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Tess Armatige

Another name for a nice girl who says she likes white skater boys but her two most recent ex's were black broke boys with no style what so ever.
Jess : ' Samantha keeps lying about her type'
Scarlett : ' She is such a Tess Armatige'
by skadoop creator August 6, 2020
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