tess g

she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.

man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her

by K1llerkool April 19, 2017

Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face

far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean

by omgrlly April 12, 2017

tess tickles

a common kahoot name

teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles

teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now

roisin and chloe:bye miss

by hoeing around August 05, 2020

Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud

(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.

by OC, The Best June 20, 2016

Tess Miller

A women of demesic love, she loves long showers and baking cookies. she often lets audrey turco eat hher cookie dough, she has no friends bu her dog sammy. her mom Krissan ate her once but than she came out.

Audrey: Why are you actinhg like Tess Miller

Kyle: ladiessss

by mamatoohot69 May 08, 2019

tess almighty

Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.

person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"

person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"

by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh October 31, 2015

tess andrews

small,smiley good at everything except maths

tess andrews wears glasses

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 19, 2019