tess g

she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.

man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her

by K1llerkool April 19, 2017

Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face

far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean

by omgrlly April 11, 2017

tess tickles

a common kahoot name

teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles

teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now

roisin and chloe:bye miss

by hoeing around August 5, 2020

Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud

(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.

by OC, The Best June 20, 2016

Tess-ann

THE BADDEST BITCH A LIFE😜DOLLY IN REAL LIFE

Tess-ann is a Bad Bitch

by Anna Bramwell November 22, 2021

Tess Armatige

Another name for a nice girl who says she likes white skater boys but her two most recent ex's were black broke boys with no style what so ever.

Jess : ' Samantha keeps lying about her type'
Scarlett : ' She is such a Tess Armatige'

by skadoop creator August 6, 2020

Tess Harding

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.

In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.

In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.

Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"

Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"

by Lissy85 July 12, 2009