Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

by curt84 August 15, 2011

mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

by Tosh August 22, 2004

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

You tear'n up?

An agitating way of asking someone if they're being a whiny, little bitch. Often used to cry shame someone for their excessive whining.

"I can't believe she said that! That's really fucked up and hurtful! I really think she should apologize..."

"Damn dude, You tear'n up?"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

THE BEST ZELDA GAME YET IVE JUST BEATEN IT AND IT IS A MUST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom HAS DROPPED AND IS SO MUCH FUN WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

by Wildslimin June 1, 2023

Johnny 3 Tears

In the amazing band Hollywood Undead or HU.
Known as Johnny 3
He is known as the server in HU.

Johnny 3 Tears in Dead in Ditches; Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.

by Sam Woodling June 14, 2008