Tension Porn

Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions

all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.

Her boobs were about to explode because of her massive implants. I love tension porn.

by nonobutbut March 5, 2022

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when you get scared af n yo dick get hard

“ts just gave me a tension dick

by bigpapi55 October 14, 2023

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Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023

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Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.

"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "

by EMjobz March 1, 2012

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