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Tender Nibblets 

The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.
"I had to take my shirt off at Walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"
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tender lovings 

Tender Lovings; when during love making it's gentle, sweet, and passionate.
I just want some tender lovings tonight baby.

Tender Donnie 

The nickname president Trump would give himself.
Oh look, Tender Donnie made another tweet!
Tender Donnie by leep_73 June 26, 2018

Tender Parts 

Fatty area in between your armpit and body, commonly seen on adolescent Jewish males
"Ow you hit my Tender Parts kitty"- Robby 2018

Tender Gentleman 

The act of snuggling up with a woman and gently kissing her.
Paul: Dude did you bang that chick last night?

Frank: Nope, but I gave her the tender gentleman.

Paul: Aw Frank, you're such a good guy.

tender dick 

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him
The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga
tender dick by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

tender kit 

A kit full of self harm supplies and medical things for if it goes wrong
Person 1: "Tom got mad when he saw my tender kit. He didn't know I cut."

Person 2: "Damn, I hope you're both alright."