Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.
by kajlijash October 28, 2012

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.
Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023

Someone who’s so stupid they don’t even have room temperature IQ and their IQ is the same as the temperature of the fridge
Bro this girl I met is so stupid she doesn’t even have room temperature IQ, she has fridge temperature IQ
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS!!!! KILL EM ALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hym "We DO have to turn down the temperature... BY KILLING ALL OF THE POLITICIANS! ALL OF THEM IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES! KILL EVERYONE!!"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

dammit, my Hot Dog has become a Different-Temperature Dog (Replace Different-Temperature with a Temperature)
Cold
Cold
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

( followed by of): to prevent people from committing civil disobedience as well as physical destruction and or vandalism of property in your name when at your political rallies
by Sexydimma July 6, 2017

At some point atoms will get so hot that they move at the speed of light and sense nothing can move faster than light it’s the hottest temperature
-chase Klar
-chase Klar
by Daddyhhgfhjh November 1, 2022
