Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

by moon August 1, 2004

Telugu

1. The Telugu language, mainly spoken in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. It is a Dravidian language that evolved from Tamil, however, much of its higher vocabulary is borrowed from Sanskrit. To someone who cannot read the script used to write the Telugu language, it will resemble a series of circles and semi-circles with lines and dots around them.

2. A person who natively speaks the Telugu language. Most people from Andhra Pradesh are a homogenized mix of South Indians (Dravidian people) and North Indians (Indo-Iranian people), however, it is probable that a person from Andhra Pradesh will have more Dravidian blood than Indo-Iranian blood.

1. Meeru Telugu matladuthara? (Can you speak Telugu?)

2. Chiranjeevi is a Telugu person.

by Govind2008 February 6, 2009

Telstra

Worst ISP in Australia.
Known for artificially rate limiting their ADSL, being a complete pain to deal with, and only existing because it's a monopoly created by the government.

The safest computer is one nto connected to the Internet, that's why I'm connected via Telstra's Bigpond.

by dquixter September 28, 2006

Telstra

Gh3y ISP that offers stupid, over priced plans. Also, has a Games website thats always fuckin down. Did i mention they are all gh3y there..??

I got Telstra adsl, it blows penguins..

by William Ballbags March 20, 2003

Terushima

A character from the very popular manga/anime Haikyū!!

People like him for his tongue piercing but that doesn’t change the fact he harassed Kiyoko. Also, if Shoyo didn’t step in, he probably wouldn’t have stopped bothering her.

Terushima stan: omg he’s so hot with that tongue piercing 🥺🥰🥵🥵😩😍
Anyone with a brain: mf he harassed kiyoko and has like 10 minutes of screentime

by terushimaphobe March 12, 2021

telstra

1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar

The Telstra never returned the promised service but happily took large sums of money.

by Telstra Duped Me February 14, 2008