Telerock

1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.

2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin

3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.

John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh

by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010

telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

Telfordian Tundra

A micro climate so severe it makes the antarctic look like a summer holiday in Navarre Spain.

Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!

by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021

Teferi

A guy who tries hard not to but in November but can’t make it.

That is my nigga teferi

by Teferi November 8, 2022

rosey telford

A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.

"Last night Jake gave me a rosey telford and now it hurts to shit."

by smallFry May 12, 2015

telefrag

using the translocator to kill an opponent in Unreal Tournamnet

hey numb numb nutz...you've been telefragged

by mame-o-matic April 18, 2003

telefrag

To kill an opponent in a game of Quake by respawning or teleporting directly on top/into them.

"Ack! Telefragged!"

by Mad Walrus December 22, 2002