Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.

After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.

by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

Black Entertainment Television

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.

Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.

by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005

teletinkle

(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. The sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. A cell phone's ringtone.

"Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"

I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.

by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

Teleiophile

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.

"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."

by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016

Black Entertainment Television

The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.

"Hey, let's watch BET!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

BBC televison centre

A now outdated building that is used for televison production and news by the BBC. the decor inside looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1960s.

woah dude, once you enter the BBC televison centre it takes you back to the 60s maaan.

by legless June 18, 2006

television

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

by Biddy March 6, 2005