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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022
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Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no
by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009
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armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005
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Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
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texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.
He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.
by jendolmayan July 7, 2009
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