tangsterbate

The act of female masterbation, taken from the root words "poontang" and "masterbate."

I get highle aroused when I watch a woman tangsterbate.

by LUEshi January 13, 2005

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

Taterbaked

When you are so high you can't seem to move off the couch.

I got absolutely nothing done today because I was so taterbaked.

by Eric Mac June 29, 2017

Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

Twasturbate

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

by BoatsyB January 22, 2013