tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

tard fam denial

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.

Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.

*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020

cig tarded

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

by barbieclit June 9, 2011

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

tard fam IQ

Tard fam's stupidity is reflected by their very low IQs. On a good day, tard fam's collective IQ may be between 5 and 7 but most of the time their collective IQ ranges from -5 to -2. Throughout the day, their actions may indicate that their IQ is actually falling which would not be a surprise to anyone. All of the members of tard fam are also now avid users of weed which could explain a lot about why some of the members struggle to function normally from day to day. Tard fam is just a shit stain on the population of Earth and the general average IQ of the population falls by 10 points due to the members of the fam weighing it down.

York and Mike Carlson most likely have IQs of -10 but due to Norman "Nick" having an IQ of 7, the collective tard fam IQ is mostly likely around -2.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

SOUR TARD

When you act a fool with major stupidity

Geeze look at that sour tard

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011