talk to the hand

Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.

"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."

by James September 3, 2003

talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to

wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood

by olithegoalie September 2, 2003

talk to a bear

When you're camping and you have to shit so bad that you walk off with some t.p. and squat next to a tree and poo.

"You guys have any t.p.? - cause I gotta go and talk to a bear!!"

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

talk to the head

What you say to your hoe when you want some head

Talk to the head bitch!

by Big C November 19, 2003

@talk_to_the_glyph_witch

sxe mf 😘

have you seen @talk_to_the_glyph_witch on tiktok lately?

no that sexy thing has been playing minecraft instead.

by prnus July 24, 2021

talk to Reagan

Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.

I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022