Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008

Take out the trash

Euphemism for take a dump.

I'll catch up with you later, I have to stop by the house and take out the trash.

by Islives July 14, 2009

Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea

Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.

by Kirby Riot (Big Jillie) November 24, 2004

Take out the trash

A euphemism for performing oral sex on a man.

It's time to take out the trash. So get on your knees!

by ltspeedy August 28, 2005

takeoutable

able to take out out of something

That CD was takeoutable from the stereo radio.

by Pheng November 3, 2007

Take out the trash

To masturbate into a trash can, usually outdoors.

I'll come over after I take out the trash.

by Doctorwubwub November 16, 2011

Take out the trash

Code expression for getting the girl (or guy) you brought home last night to leave. Often used so that the subject does not know they are being talked about.

Joe laying in bed next to girl yells through wall- "Yo, we need to take out the trash"
Bob yells back- "Mine took itself out this morning."

by JewJew International April 2, 2017