Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.

Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.

by randypandy November 1, 2010

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.

Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Tactical Nuke

In Multiplayer when a played has a killstreak of 25 kills in a row without dieing they will gain the tactical nuke. The tactical nuke, blows up the entire map and kills all players on BOTH teams (chicken don't die though weird.) The player's team automatically wins regardless of the current score. When a tactical nuke has been activated the player usually spams in the mic bragging and spins around in circles shooting his gun around like an idiot.

Rangers: "Enemy Tactical Nuke incoming, it's over!"
Rangers Player: NUUUUUUUU!

by gangstahhh1232432423 April 28, 2010

Tactical waiting

A gamestyle commonly adopted in FPS games when, knowing where the enemy is coming from, you might wait at a doorway, corner or opening.
The technique is often wrongly called camping by newbs(and also n00bs) aggrovated by your superior techniques.
To be correctly called a tactical waiter, a player must move to complete an objective rather than staying put
Player A: I suck at COD4 i get shot every time i turn a corner
Player B: You need to do more tactical waiting

Player A: I keep dying, this is so aggrovating!
Player B: you should try tactical waiting

by G4NJ February 28, 2008

Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011