I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017
Get the Trumpede mug.A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
by nihn75 November 5, 2011
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Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017
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by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012
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Get the TrumpHead mug.The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!
This current government is a trumpesty.
This current government is a trumpesty.
by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020
Get the Trumpesty mug.A person of Hispanic origin that is a Donald Trump supporter, even while his support diminishes his own dignity and self-respect, and in many cases is contrary to his and his loved ones’ best interest.
The term applies either to opportunistic individuals that have an ulterior political or economic motives, or to insecure self-hating ‘lighter’ Hispanics that might have similar racist and bigoted views to the more extreme Trump white supporters and pretend Trump is not talking about them.
The term applies either to opportunistic individuals that have an ulterior political or economic motives, or to insecure self-hating ‘lighter’ Hispanics that might have similar racist and bigoted views to the more extreme Trump white supporters and pretend Trump is not talking about them.
You are such a trumpendejo! How can you vote for Trump? Don’t you care that your aunt and uncle might be deported if he wins?
by Asi Las Cosas October 27, 2016
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