toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

Toffuxx

Russian Youtube Animator who is known for making animations that sometimes include pictures of SH, Gore, or inappropriate art. She was formerly a Neo-Nazi. Some would call her animations disturbing.

She is a dumb mf

1: I luvvv Toffuxx

2: Keep yourself safe

by BagelsLover222222222 June 12, 2023

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020

Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003