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Cock and Ball Torture

A punishment enforced by the Chinese government where the victim is fully submerged in a ball pit with a raging cracked-out rooster. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.
您犯下了各種戰爭罪行,並將服從於雞巴球酷刑! (Cock and ball torture)
by _hail_satan_ October 12, 2019
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tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017
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Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.
Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.
by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009
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Supreme Torture

It's important to know that math is supreme torture, there's not a thing in math that's not supreme torture.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017
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Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005
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Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.
Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."
by yung kreme February 28, 2019
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