TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016