The most hated kid at Sandwich High School. He loves driving his dads truck around Sandwich and thinking he is a badass. Everyone is scared of him because he has a gang of shooters consisting of him, Patrick Morris, and Jason Brazil. He will talk shit to other people but will never follow through. Anyone will steal from him because of how big of a faggot he is. His girlfriend is ugly and fat as fuck, with salami sized nipples. He loves sending videos of himself ghosting shirtless, and tries to act hot for his snap chat group chat, which consists of only guys.
by Jason Brazil December 24, 2017
The giraffe youtuber that loves getting gnomed and is in a sexual relationship with Ricardo. Also, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The sexy beast Craig Thompson is an abomination
Craig Thompson and his son, an 8-foot bowling pin, are proud owners of soon to be hundreds of giraffes
Craig Thompson and his son, an 8-foot bowling pin, are proud owners of soon to be hundreds of giraffes
by Microwave go mmmmmm December 13, 2019
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by Good old HB April 17, 2019
a screaming thompson is when you atend a Spice Girls concert, then get punched in the back oof the head
Guy 1: Man tha Spice Girls concert was awesome, too bad my head hurts.
Gut 2: I guess someone gave you a screaming thompson.
Gut 2: I guess someone gave you a screaming thompson.
by j peter k February 19, 2008
A name for a whore or hoe. Usually female but looks like a male rat. An eva thompson is also hated by everyone. Another nickname other than eva thompson is eva THOTson.
by I.bust.fat.nuts August 24, 2018
by penis6912 June 05, 2018