Mr Thoms

Old boomer teacher who yells over people that do nothing wrong and hits on the 13 year old girls in his class and braids their hair.

Mr Thoms: hey Marie how are you? As he braids her hair

If you were a boy..
Mr Thoms: YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR? YOU DISGRACE GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, YOU HAVE DETENTION ON SATURDAY . I’m

by Owen mcowe February 18, 2020

thom mac gillavry

A wild man who's not scottish but neither is he a full asian. No real definition of his identity but this makes it special. Means a person who's cool, not scottish, kind of indonesian but most importantly enjoys life.

Bro I'm so depressed. I wish I was Thom Mac Gillavry

by gvaishob June 6, 2017

Thom

The guy who boofed a McRib

Mitch: Did you see thom in his most recent eating challenge?
Savid: Yeah he boofed a McRib

by Boof_the_mcrib December 22, 2020

Thom

A stout timber post or strut with attendant wedge used to exert pressure on a large object when glueing.

Used in boatbuilding and often the Thom is braced against the floor of the shop or against the slipway cradle. "Let's set up a Thom and get some pressure to bear when we glue in the scarfed piece", "We should Thom the skeg so she bottoms out in the rebate".

by cj66 July 15, 2021

Thom

This dude gets so many bitches. Like it’s to the point where it’s silly the amount of pussy this guy gets.

Wow Thom gets so many bitches! I can’t believe the amount of pussy Thom gets!

by SynysterTK November 23, 2021

Thom Yorke

Just a dude who woke up sucking a lemon and decided to make the best album of all time.

James: Thom Yorke’s pretty neat, isn’t he?
Estella: Yeah but his house is full of lemons and great music

by Actually_Sorabji June 16, 2023

Thom

Thom is an absolute unit when it comes to every single aspect of his life. He is considered by others as god-tier in the bedroom and is musical talent is no different. Everybody that has the opportunity to meet a Thom would surely fall victim to his radiant charm and immense abs. It's so very difficult to become noticed by such an alpha like Thom, so if you are friends with him you should feel extremely lucky.

Oh my! Is that Thom?

Yes, why?

I want him to ruin me. His rizz is truly unmatched.

by SynysterTK March 31, 2023