oxygen thief

someone so completely lazy or useless that their only effect on this earth is to use up oxygen that could otherwise have been consumed by someone who doesn't deserve a solid kick up the arse.

i work with an oxygen thief. she brings a pillow and blanket to work and sleeps through night shift.

by stumpy March 26, 2004

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Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.

Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"

by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009

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oxygen thief

one who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen

i hate madison, she's nothing but an oxygen thief!

by samham February 14, 2004

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Thainese

The ethnicity that people think Taiwanese people belong to if they know nothing about Taiwan.

John: Hey brother where you from?

Ricky: I'm from Taiwan man, how about you?

John: Awesome, I love Thainese people! Love those Pad Thai noodles.

Ricky: ....

by Ricky Ricardoooo August 15, 2012

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