Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

Throw u in the river by Spicybite December 3, 2017

U-Khan the dance floor

To clear the dance floor in record time. Also Known as to Nergal the club.
Coined after New Zealand DJ U-Khan, better known as Nergal Youkhana.

The basic rule of DJing, Don't U-Khan the dance floor. No one likes shit music!

The club is pumping! Hey, where did everyone go? Man you just Nergal'd the dance floor!

U-Khan the dance floor by TNC April 10, 2012

The smell of u is INHUMAN 

''The smell of u is INHUMAN'' is a term used to specify how bad a person smells on a large scale.
it means that the person bein called inhumanly smelly either has bad body odour or is just being made look bad in front of other people.

e.g 1:
Brad:''barry,the smell of u is inhuman!''
Barry:''huh''
Brad:''u smell bad''

e.g 1
-Group of people just standing around.one of them shouts to the other,''The smell of u is INHUMAN''
the group looks at the shouter with a weird look.
shouter:''its a joke''

The smell of u is INHUMAN by Jonathan Sheridan December 3, 2007

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* 

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me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

so secy

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* by benzxp January 27, 2021

can-u-ere-the-v-tec 

Pronounced in a only northern chav/scally accent.
A phrase used only by two types of people.
It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, instead of the customary "booyaa", while flying 2 meters above crowded pedestrian areas.
It is also screamed by Parson cross chavs, from the drivers window of red honda civic type-r as they speed past inferior cars(EG bugatti veyrons, saxos, corsas &/or hyundias).

Ppptttttccccccchhhhhh!!!!!!, can-u-ere-the-v-tec?

can-u-ere-the-v-tec by thurcroftdave May 17, 2006

The B.R.U.G. 

A super-secret fellowship established in the geographic center of the world, Wilmington Massachusetts. Established in 2005, the brotherhood continues to gain members worldwide. However, due to the rigorous initiation that the society requires membership remains within manageable numbers. Meetings are held approximately tri-annually at Sneaky's house where the members plan future shenanigans and sometimes punch Brander in the face. Joining is similar to joining any other secret organization like the Freemasons, find one of us and ask; maybe we will let you in...

Wow, I wish the B.R.U.G. would hold more meetings...I should check their website...

The B.R.U.G. by Bleu Farmer, The September 13, 2008

u lovin the size 

when you love what your boy has down there

Girl: ' I'm leaving you!'
Boy:'Lol i think the fuck not cause u lovin the size'
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PCY:'U lovin' the size' Freal Luv-Far East Movement

u lovin the size by leo_e June 2, 2017