Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

dirty tao

When a little Asian hides in the bushes spanking his wang jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming "Rice, rice baby" while slinging oriental love juice on the them.

Cop: "Are you alright sir?"
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."

by Geoshaman September 20, 2016

hx_tao

A tiktoker that makes pretty cool edits but probably smells like cheese

I love hx_tao

Hx_tao smells like cheese, I'm sure

by Bitchassmfkinmf September 1, 2021

Qi tao

A short chinese boy, who has a huge forehead, that makes him loook like megamind. He is widely known for his dumb shit, all around the world

Hey, OMFG, it’s qi tao. He’s so ugly.

by seksijeff January 7, 2019

Mercenary Tao

Mercenary Tao is an assassin-for-hire in the dragonball universe. He is almost killed by Goku after receiving his training atop Korin Tower, but is revived as a cyborg, and is able to due so with all the money he received from his job. He is the Crane Hermit (Shen)'s younger brother, and the two of them have a fierce rivalry which drove them apart.

Mercenary Tao: Pleased to kill you.

by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011

David Tao

one who is a king of urban chinese music

In terms of writing music, he's practically another David Tao.

by Lynn April 26, 2004

Tsing Shi Tao

Chinese general of significant power and fortitude, Class AAA, stationed currently at Base Ox, Chengdu, China. His charm more than makes up for his lack of proficiency as a general, when he uses his nuke cannon stockpiles as firework delivery systems on Chinese new year.

'The wonderous green glow'

by Tsing Shi Tao July 4, 2006